i had "i get so emotional, baby, every time i bleed from womb" written down.

i don't know why i'm fighting - i just douched

i've been bleeding, my heart bleeds, vagina leaks
a needy soldier, maxi-pads are friends
military world of "have to be so prepared,"
douche/sani-napkins, mmn!

i've been saying i can more-less be your guy
why you wanna name me weak, no good?
i've got no fucking tes'trone here
so could you lessen what i must do?

i'll forever be named "army-tough," us mili-women
might be baggage (*baggUGE)

i get so emotional, baby, every time i bleed from womb
i get so emotional, baby, make my time-of-month be excused

cuz i'm strong as my grandpa lou
just as strong as a lad in school

i want barracks built for prude ladies
want no cocks in my house, mmn
i want you pandering, ladies rule
and "one for all" ain't the talk we shout

oh, i'll forever be named "army-tough," us mili-women
slight this nation

i get so emotional, baby, every time i see the truth
i feel so unhoned, so unbrazen, so incompetent next to dudes
i get so emotional, baby, men are twice or three-times brute
i get so emotional, baby, from testosterone comes sinew

but i'm strong as my grandpa lou
and he's strong for age 82
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