my mom won't meet me for lunch anywhere in town because of the offensive homemade bumper-art all over my car.

"I AIN'T CHANGING MY SHOW - that would be compromising my artistic integrity"   - madonna

you've got a trashed car, i wanna take down most ev'rything
hate will merely say you're weird, maybe you'd better heal your head, young dear
decorate your bumper with art that some see as sharp-tongued and rude too
maybe they mean nothing, feelings, well they ain't nothing to you

you've got a trashed car, i got so sad with ev'ry passing year
i've been hurtin' and i've been bleedin' more than on the day someone killed my little sonny
oh, when you drive your car, you scorn the daughters and nigs in the city
do you like to know i sob and cry to see how my dear son ain't living

me, i'm so sad you're the problem - live just for mocking all the gays and libs
i say your mocking is so unnerving , the problem is what you could be, what is
my god has been aw'fully gen'rous, he once reformed your life for you to live again
somebody's got to repair what is, i say school or a therapist

you've got a trashed car, can you back on up so we can find your way?
we've gotta change how you're living - hear me, child, deliver pride my way

so offensive when you go driving, driving with your art
speed on past, oh hell, i'm not your mum
city might hate brown ford taurus when your car says "i am now a scolder"
and i-yi-i had a dream that you would belong
i-yi-i had a dream that you would be someone, be someone

you've got a trashed car, ego-bruising entertains yourself
still ain't lost your art, and you yearn for the harpings of this dead-end town
i hope things will get better, you'll find work that i'd be condoning
you'll move on from your trashed car, sell your big house and live like your mother

so offensive when you go driving, driving with your art
speed on past, oh hell, i'm not your mum
city might hate brown ford taurus when your car says "i am now a scolder"
and i-yi-i had a dream that you would belong
i-yi-i had a dream that you would be someone, be someone, be someone

you've got a trashed car, i want to cut you way out my will
you made a stinky play of your cards, the scorn you have penned, in your room you live
i'd always hoped for better, but maybe it's better you achieve your mind
and i'll drop the plans i made over these years
so take your trashed car and keep on driving

you've got a trashed car, will you back on up or have you found your way?
i've gotta make a decision, weep for child or let you fly away
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