i guess this kinda like my "i don't wanna drive" parody of a few days ago. today i was sitting in a bowling alley, watching people "have fun" and thinking of les miserables - "at the end of the day you're another day older".

some people use other people as a drug for some kind of a rush, i don't use facebook or any other "social networking" sites to meet strangers.

i said it before and i'll say it again, "i want nothing else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life (baby, baby)"

got to get a grip
in your home, it ain't such a pity
if you have no brain, maybe yup it is
your damn fridays make you think you're living
you wanna drive far from the life you live

in your home, it ain't such a pity
don't you tell me i'm drab, honey, what's your wish?
you wanna get loaded, you're drinkin til you're dizzy
when you wanna feel cool, get a stimulant

once upon a time, i thought i was cool with the life that i had
sucking off each night a twink i lusted with my eyes on his ass

got to get a grip
in your home, it ain't such a pity
if you have no brain, maybe yup it is
your damn fridays make you think you're living
you want to psyche hard with a stimulant

same-old, same-old every day, if you're okay then what is the prob?
cuz if you do what you know is fun, you won't be "trying everything once"
(uuh, that could get ugly)

got to get a grip
in your home, it ain't such a pity
if you have no brain, maybe yup it is
your damn fridays make you think you're living
you wanna drive far from the life you live

in your home, it ain't such a pity
don't you tell me i'm drab, honey, what's your wish?
you wanna get loaded, you're drinkin til you're dizzy
when you wanna feel cool, get a stimulant

i know for sure without a doubt what won't work in my life for now
but you would live fantasies out and blunder much when they gross you out

i was so shortsighted, i'd been surely slighted
life is surely righted, feeling so self-lighted

got to get a grip
in your home, it ain't such a pity
if you have no brain, maybe yup it is
your damn fridays make you think you're living
you wanna drive far from the life you live

in your home, it ain't such a pity
don't you tell me i'm drab, honey, what's your wish?
you wanna get loaded, you're drinkin til you're dizzy
when you wanna feel cool, get a stimulant

you wanna get high just to prove you're "with it"
no control, honey, get a grip
your head's your friends' - it's not been your living
you gotta get true, gotta get a grip
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