i was gonna justify gay desires in an "i'm the only one" parody, thinking "i'm the lonely one" as i was buying clothes in goodwill.   thinking "i'm the lonely one," i heard bette midler's "lohhhhhhhhhhh-nley" and did this song instead.

broken ego i'm left with, oy-vey
the male is nude, and i spite him today
human opp'sites, they get me going
and i think i'm going gay today

hairy toned chests bring amazing pride
i know just why the straights go for change
human opp'sites, they get me going
and i think i'm going gay today

lonely, lonely
tin man lacks esteem, i think there's nothing proud in being
lacking, hey just be the best

time for sports, see the guys ignore me
help, no team-mates want low-ended strength
human opp'sites, they get me going
and i think i wanna 'ssociate

lonely, so lonely
tin man lacks esteem, i think there's nothing proud in being
lacking, hey just be the best

time for sports, see the guys ignore me
help, no team-mates want low-ended strength
human opp'sites, they get me going
and i think i wanna 'ssociate
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