taken from a manhunt chat: me: i guess i'm just online to get to know somebody to see if it leads to meeting anywhere face-to-face. i'm kind of a hermit when it comes to social relations, that is kind of why it's not imperative to meet face-to-face.
i am so comfortable being online. so much, in fact, that i'm always wishing that people i've taken a liking to would see me online and email with me.

him: Im sorry thats how you feel

i'm never adamant about much, but check out this parody of an adam ant song:

with no hard breaks showing, i lust for my life
i'm not a little waste of space, but
gays sure have gone apol'gize, pol'gize
many words unspoken and much time alone
says to them i'm broken, broken
crying like a town-dolt, town-dolt

goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
don't drink, don't smoke, got (the) swimming pool
don't drink, don't smoke, songs (i'm) breeding, too
the subtle innuendo's calling: "i must be loving my life"

i don't follow passion, passion with gay folks
you know they call depressed, the sexless
is everyone a gay-dolt, gay-dolt?
and they are all needing like no worm but a leech
opening up your eyeballs, eyeballs
which gender psyches your lacking i.d.

goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
don't drink, don't smoke, got (my) youth in-bloom
don't drink, don't smoke, got (my) poodles too
the subtle innuendo's calling: "i must be loving my life"

no one's gonna tell me what's wrong with my life
don't tell me that i need to sleep with
the crowd that give me excites, sex-psyches
look out, the gays will tell you that lust is no scar
they teach that self-love can be present
psyche me, i lay no mark of "on-par"

if the words unspoken leave much to be known
if your pleasure holds you, owns you
might just be a town-dolt, town-dolt

don't think, town-dolt, watch (the) booby-tube
don't think, town-dolt, watch (the) youey-tube
the subtle innuendo's calling, you lust for what needs justified
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