i started seeing a therapist around march 2008, i went five days a week because i liked having something to do.  i got a greenhouse around my pool (my poolhouse or funhouse) at the end of 2008.  i remember saying to him that i wanted to ease up on meetings with him, i used the funhouse as a reason - the reason was i just didn't want to go anymore.  i couldn't tell him because i didn't want to push him away from me like my friends did to me in high school.  so we eased up, it got to the point where he called a lot - as if he wanted to hang out with me.  every time we went to the pizza place or wherever, he billed my insurance company.  just yesterday, we met for pizza and we were finishing up when he brought up insurance.  i got the impression he was going to charge insurance again.   so i wrote this song.

i could have done johnny gill's "rub you the right way" as "rubs me the wrong way"

i've always said that money must be loved
now i see the fact for once, it's not much fun
something tells me i'm your money-guy
you got plans to take me out to talk and dine

i guess my life once needed some purpose
a few months when i wanted something fun
i'd say talk-therapy would be a gift
cuz a place i'm to be was just all i'd missed

but i don't wanna go on with you like that
don't wanna see prudential give you cash
i just don't wanna be your easy-money man
so i don't wanna hold on to what we've had

i get alarmed inside to break our past
the intramurals for my life-in-half
you'd hear this many times, this plea
and i'm tired that you cash-in cuz of me

and i don't wanna go on with you like that
don't wanna see prudential give you cash
i don't wanna be your easy-money man
so i don't wanna hold on to what we've had

no, i don't wanna go on with you like that
something says you're using my injured past
i'll just have to ditch ya cuz of what has passed
cuz i don't wanna hold on to what we've had

oh, if you wanna hang in town, mister, that was fine
but i don't want no slight-of-hand feeding me lies
if you wanted to be buds, why'd ya deal with metlife
call me no more, i'm not your guy
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