on the shelf was a soda can, beneath was an open computer turned on. i wrote one "i have nothing" a day later, i forgot about the desktop being on the c: drive on my temp computer - not the d: drive to protect it from being erased if i restore an image of my o/s.

i can't remember anything from the original, but the first two lines.

where's my life taken this once-fly man
cuz i spend all days, all my months in my room
shame me cuz i'll never ask for a bud
til i'm in the dark and my p.c. has been screwed

i don't really need your books, movies, concerts for
i just want my house and home, where life is charmed, oh
i've been so much on the web, my passion's my site
i can't function too well with no stimuli

ode to the so...da that shorts my 'lectronic old motherboard
maybe it's not one to care, but i'm not glad anywhere
oh, god, replace it please - i have nothing, nothing, nothing
with no c p u

'puter blew, i do not want or need replacements that cost
what i'm saving for months
i never knew how much i'd mope if it blew
i guess everything in life rolls around my cpu

i don't really see the good, any such fervor
i just want my house and home, where life is charmed, oh
i am so much on the web, my passion's my site
i am fucked in the head, i don't step outside

short-out the web, hurt my head worse

ode to the so...da that shorted 'lectronic old motherboards
maybe i'm not one to care enough to plan in advance
oh, god, mistakes are me...i have nothing, nothing, nothiiiiiiiiiing

ode to the so...da that shorts my 'lectronic old motherboard
maybe it's not one to care i do not plan in advance
oh, god, replace it please
oh, god, mistakes are me
won't prepare for mistakes i'll see
i have nothing, nothing, nothing
with no cpu
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