i chatted with him
i humped the mattress
i dreamed about him (i knew it was him, but he took the form of eric cartman)

"if i lay naked with him, every man after him will just be a let-down"

i was going to do bryan adams' "all i want is you," but his square jaw brought the line "square jaw, such a handsome face" to mind, so voila.  another song from the best madonna album - 1990's i'm breathless: music from and inspired by the film dick tracy

all jerk and no lay makes me a dull, dull boy
one queer has made my day
square jaw, ooh, such a handsome face
why did you have to say you like my way?

life of mine, no it's never praised
deem me a freak when they talk secret of my ways
all alone in my room's entertaining, so
no one i'm boning - man, i'm tempted though

he's the man - ten years younger, so grand
break me with yours, i'm needing a wiener in me once more
with my own gay life spent inside, no queer-type lovelife
take me, son, take my love - oh, god, i'll squeal when you cum
oh oh oh, feed me your love

uncut and so veined cock of this hunk, i'll take the brawn up my boo-tay
can't say no - young hunk priding to stuff my hole
dude wants me, yes, cool - no good guys did before

you're the man - give me humps in my ass
break me with yours, i'm needing a wiener in me once more
with my own gay life spent inside, no queer-type lovelife
take me, son, take my love - oh, god, i'll squeal when you cum
oh oh oh, feed me your love

all alone in my room's entertaining, so
no one i'm boning and i'm never getting boned
you're the man - give me humps in my ass
break me with yours, i'm needing a wiener in me once more
with my own gay life spent inside, no queer-type lovelife
take me, son, take my love - oh, god, i'll squeal when you cum

bet you'll show me the fun that i've not seen when i'm humped
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