i said, " i need something bigger and wider" and wrote this year's justify my love parody - and i just got that "something bigger and wider" and wrote this one.

i sought out something, keep my asshole so wide
i should be fucked in town, but i don't look for average guys
i'm fucked by nothing greater than i know about
looking for what's greater, a sex-toy had been found

i'm way gay, but you're so not my type
way gay, hey i'm gonna lay what's huge
my asshole needs a psyche

does anybody really have this hung of a dong?
does anybody see a thick dildo on their body?
has anybody given men a hole that's deformed?
my hole's been shown a cock too thick for condoms
i won't be sold on cocks of guys to sodom my butt

there's the dad breaking the teen or
there's the dad who's breaking three
he's the most-ut, known as daddy
til his sons see magazines

they'll be running around in circles
just to know the width of guys
there's a boner-store downtown, see
them get fucked - they buy what's wide

they say "hey, some gays are wide"
"but why fish for somebody - with dicks made, we'll save some time"

is anybody's penis quite as hung as this dong?
does anybody see a thick dildo on their body?
has anybody given men a hole that's deformed?
my hole's been shown a cock too thick for condoms
i won't be sold on cocks of guys to sodom my butt

hey, gays say i'll regret life
but i know that finding hung males cuts its way into my time

judy jetson called het boyfriend the "most-ut"
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