the "new kids" remind me of melanie and janice.  melanie sat behind me in freshman homeroom, i was in the odd couple that fall, i guess i got friendly with them during that time.  they were hanging around the stage, i think.  janice liked madonna and melanie hated her - melanie LOVED new kids on the block.  i think both janice and melanie liked me, back then.

i'm not that kind of guy who can take a dick in arse
oh, so let me be - i won't feel a thing that's hot
the very thought of dudes in me means
no seven inches around of girth

"i'll be giving you an enema"
it's my song when i'm washing me clean
"i'll be giving you an enema"
aw, so hung's the tool in me, yeah

(i'll be humping tools)
i'll be (i'll be fucking bruised)
loving tools (the things i screw)
yeah, an enema
(i'll be something loose)
i'll be (i'll be fucking loose)
such a loon, yeah

i found depressing the feeling of dudes
they're hung like me, not the dildos i use
there's just so much that i couldn't praise
and when my wood's for dudes, i am not a clit to lay

"i'll be giving you an enema"
it's my song when i'm washing me clean
"i'll be giving you an enema"
aw, i'll stuff a cuke in me

(i'll be fucking bruised)
i'll be (i'll be humping tools)
loving tools (the things i screw)
yeah, an enema
(i'll be something loose)
i'll be (i'll be fucking loose)
such a loon, yeah

i'll hump you hard, i'll never turn around
you'd fuck my ass and never climax, four inches round


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