i wrote this one thinking of how nice it would be to have a pool right in my room, instead of the one outside in the greenhouse. the more i thought of the pool, the more i wanted to go in. "if only i had one inside," i thought, until i thought "just get in the pool". so i wrote this song instead.

and you can swim for an elation
come on, get naked...

get into the pool, boy, you are a fool and much lazy...yeah
get rid of your jeans, yeah, and lose clothing
boy, don't be a dweeb

pool-swims can be such a celebration
janet comes 'round, you hear the "rhythm nation"
there might be others from nineteen eight-nine
i know those years, you've never said "goodbye"

only when you're swimming can you be your dream
the types who rock and roll, your only fantasy
you tire of swimming when it's by-yourself
you like to arm yourself with someone else's

get into the pool, boy, you are a foolish wannabee, yeah
get rid of your jeans, yeah, step in and be boy you wanna be

gotta praise your voguing, you're a special gay
i love the magic you bring as you play
don't try to hide it, cuz you're so alive
i see june '90 never left your life

only when you're swimming can you be your dream
the types who rock and roll, your only fantasy
you tire of swimming when it's by-yourself
you like to arm yourself with someone else's

get into the pool, boy, you are a foolish wannabee, yeah
get rid of your jeans, yeah, step in and be boy you wanna be

live out your fantasy and your dreams
just let your pool-swim set you free
touch the pop-hits that wooed your mind
now get so alive
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