this is inspired by "social networking" sites, where people-addicts go to find someone else to get them through their never-charmed kinds of lives (baby, baby).  it's not just for sex, it's for anything - just look at meetup.com!  these people (especially gays who live to "meet new people") are people-addicts.

i psyche myself, i'm awfully stunning when i'm in town or stuck in with puppies
assured by self i'm not losing life here, i'm more-less the best in my room with my mind here

i don't want anybody else when i think about dudes who surf for friends
oh oh oh, i don't want webs non-stop of friends

you're the broth that's made by a hundred cooks and doctor frankenstein
when you're without your social-backings, your boredom aches your mind

my social life, you'd think is appalling - think my "good life" is a front or a story
how could you speak of a front when "i'm bored, dude" is the frown that you speak when the others ignore you

i don't want anybody else when i think about dudes and social nets
oh oh oh, i don't want tension for my head
oh no, oh no, oh no...

don't want dudes, i don't want "added as a friend"
cuz when i think about it, it hurts my head
ooh...ooh...ooh ooh

i don't want anybody else when i think about dudes and social nets
oh oh oh, i don't want webs non-stop of friends
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