"don't ask, don't tell" has gone away - don't ask or tell which gender you feel you are today?

dumb, dumb, dumb, honey what have you done
dumb, dumb, dumb, such a proud little runt
dumb, dumb, dumb, country must be so fucked
dumb, dumb, dumb, we'll go down - we'll go down

janie's got a gun,
gay things got a gun
(no) soldiers' cohesion
(it's) putting strain on a bunch
must build more barracks soon
such is keepin' them in groups

the gay "men" may feel lust toward het'ros
straights vow to rough-up, beat the gays
woman, she's half-conundrum
so, when dames are not-so tough,
she'll say everything must compensate

janie's got a gun
gay things got a gun
(it's) lost, base-cohesion
(now) everybody don't feel as one
tell me how it's untrue
stuck in your barracks' groups

she passed the physical for navy
strong man has got to be in shame
they say to quell the womens' blunders
they'll lighten-up the fundamentals,
something has to compensate

compensate, segregate all the dames
compensate, segregate all the gays
compensate, segregate, all to placayayayayayayate

janie's got a gun
gay things got a gun
(it's) lost, base-cohesion
(now) ev'rybody don't feel as one
tell me how it's untrue
the navy says "i owe you"

they have to make the gals needed
and overlook the wimpy strength
the "men" whose own bodies mislead them,
no male identity, army's never gonna say go 'way

compensate, segregate all the dames
compensate, segregate all the gays
compensate, segregate, all to placayayayayayayate

janie's got a gun
gay things got a gun
it's all placation
every wanna-bee's conundrum

janie's got a gun
(it's) lost, base-cohesion
(now) ev'rybody don't feel as one
because gay things got a gun
janie's got a gun
(it's) lost, base-cohesion
(now) ev'rybody don't feel as one
gay things got a gun
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