i was in the hospital when this song came out, erin told me it was either "justify my love' or "just defy my love".

just now, when i was in the shower, i was looking at my dildo thing and thought "i need something bigger and wider". "just deform my butt" came to mind.

"justify my cunt" is what craig interpreted madonna as saying. craig and john also went to blond ambition on their own and to truth or dare with me.

i want it hidden, all my hash
i want a hole to stash some dope
i want my cocaine hid in a safe-zone
my drugs must be safe cross-countries
new pocket for me, i now love my man-cunt

broad things reamed me, made me
so loose, they just deformed my butt
no guys made me this loose
i justified my cunt

i wanna show you i'm no fag
i don't wanna be with others
i'm not gonna need a mister, either
i just want concealed, these druggers
i got 'em masqueraded
frisk me - that's right - frisk me

broad things reamed me, made me
so loose, they just deformed my butt
no guys made me this loose
i justified my cunt

nothing they're gonna do
nothing they're gonna do
i will be selling some weed
keep it hidden
l s and d, or some hash
tell me i'm tawdry
i moved cocaine up butt, the law
never finds

poor is the man whose rectum expands for the admittance of a wiener
cunning, that's right, cunning
you want my stash, sweet baby?
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