i was at the post office at 11:45 or so, it was too crowded for me to want to wait in line for whatever parcel i ordered. so i went back around 3 or 4, and there were more people in front of me than at 11:45. don't they work? they were mostly all standing with boxes, waiting to send them. i know it is christmas, but get real - as lisa said in dirty dancing, "ohhhh, quite the little joiner, aren't we".

isn't christmas a baby's holiday, where the BABY JESUS got things to please him?

young boys - christmas - some toys, some see christ and his birthday
if they've grown sixteen, stop the presents - time to walk away
they will beg and they will scream, "don't take away my rights" (that's mine)
cuz they're boys, if ya don't want man then always give them psyches

(cuz we are)
living in a material world, and guys can be material girls
you know that we are living in a material world,
so buy for your nineteen year-old girls

some boys go rant, some boys vogue-dance as a rite of queens
if they're not gay this christmas, give them sense of royalty
some boys cry and some boys whine, some guys grow up this way
only boys who craved no presents may be straight today

(cuz we are)
living in a material world, and guys can be material girls
you know that we are living in a material world,
so buy for your nineteen year-old girls

boys may come and boys may go, a load become the queens
the yearly "get," the twenty-fifth, no doubt they're royalty

(cuz everybody's)
living in a material world, and guys can be material girls
you know that we are living in a material world,
so buy for your nineteen year-old girls

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