i logged off windows and then on, just to see if a script i had downloaded to change the wallpaper would actually change the wallpaper. it didn't, but the talk radio station comes on at startup - it was "the lost hour of glenn beck" and he said something about that town in ohio that he is crusading for - about "the first miracle was..." - and, being as conceited as i am, i thought "i'm a miracle". so here's culture club's "it's a miracle'.

once my songs were cheap, i'd never pose an easy-read or lucid rhymes
ooh, as i'd blow my horn there's no one there to give support or grow my pride
i'm one damn special guy

i'm a miracle, i'm a miracle, i'm so lyrical and satircal
i just hear the verse and i smear the words
to bring some change to an oldie

and i'm so proud to reek of classic childhood righteous beats
and that "east-coast fam" (those three boy-bands)
learnin' to impress my scowl, the songs i remake are hooked on vowels
takes so much care, redoing what is there

i'm a miracle, i'm a miracle - i'm so lyrical with the beats and words
i just hear the verse and my speech unfurls
to free the gays' minds/emotions

once my songs were cheap, i'd never pose an easy-read or lucid rhymes
(i duly tried)
ooh - as i'd shown my scorn, i know my rants were really awful, no first-prize
i'm something more tonight

i'm a miracle, i'm a miracle, i'm so lyrical and satircal
i just hear the verse and i smear the words
to bring some change to an oldie
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