i still compare myself to make sure i'm a real boy

mr. 'stosterone man, there's something wrong with my life
as a child, i waited much for the hirsute pits to arrive
mr. 'stosterone man, there's something wrong with my life
when i'm wild to mate a hung sir, i be a kid in my mind

as a child, pits had none - no hair had birthed yet
i said, "hello," being flashed by keith's
i'd grow up lusting for pits like those
cuz their greatness couldn't become on me

mr. 'stosterone man, there's something wrong with my life
as a child, i waited much for the hirsute pits to arrive
mr. 'stosterone man, there's something wrong with my life
when i'm wild to mate a hung sir, i be a kid in my mind

please let 'stost'rone bring manly pride to sure my manhood
let me tell you no confidence
a masturbater, no cause to say i'm greater
hey, i'm feeling not first place among the men, gay things

mr. 'stosterone man, there's something wrong with my life
as a child, i waited much for the hirsute pits to arrive
mr. 'stosterone man, there's something wrong with my life
when i'm wild to mate a hung sir, i be a kid in my mind

the gay "man" does not his gender know (no gender known)
he's telling me the gay gene makes homos (men make him whole)
he ain't got no manly pride, he lives/relates with women for life
oh, i just can't say a man is born
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