i was reading about the end-times and all the prophecies in the bible that have been fulfilled, got to gog and magog and just thought "there is too much to know, the wording is...just like someone's complaint of my first screenplay - 'nobody talks that way'.  why can't christianity be simple".

too much information - nothing's ascertained
ooh, just reads like shakespeare, bible hurts my brain
too much information - just can't teach my brain
all this information - christ, hear me complain

i need atonement til i know Him
be the last man to see His motive
i need to know Him and His motive
read the man's rants - ancient riffs and poems

know His will, know His views
know that time is flying
older speech, so confused
so what's meant goes by me

too much information - nothing's ascertained
ooh, just reads like shakespeare - bible hurts my brain
too much information - just can't reach my brain
all this information - christ, hear me complain

good luck reading shakespeare, grunting through each page
too much information - bible's thousand-paged
too much reading shakespeare fucks me up, my brain
too much information - christ, hear me complain

too much information - something has to change
ooh, cuz reading shakespeare's likened to birth-pangs
too much illustration, colors leave me gray
too much will'am shakespeare - that's not how i pray

i'll skip the homework, ibsen/homer
be the last man to read their old words
i need to know the christian motives
jesus and dad's ancient riffs and poems

know His will, know His views
know that time is flying
older speech, so confused
so what's meant goes by me

too much information - something has to change
ooh, cuz reading shakespeare's likened to birth-pangs
too much illustration, colors leave me gray
too much will'am shakespeare - that's not how i pray
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