today i went to the store to buy some groceries. i got all the stuff, and when i went to the checkout lines - there were way too many people. too many people in the 10 items or less lines, even. i just left my cart and went home. thank goodness that christmas is tomorrow. no more lines.

I'M TURNING JEWISH

(was a bit much, but it's over now...)

hating christmas calls me 'sinner,' greed's to wish for stuff abound...
...ing - ain't young, no need to wail for presents
give and get, ooh, ends at my house

once i'm out, it's slow to drive - next week i'll say

it was a bit much, but it's over now
it sucks to be you when you're stopped for an hour
it was a bit much, but it's over now
cuz slow-motion will run christmastime, then run out

make-believing i am better than the getters at the store
i will cus-out guys and burn so scornful
like the queers balk at our god

and it's a hard winter's day, next week i'll say

it was a bit much, but it's over now
it was more than i wanted, and my bitching was loud
it was a bit much, but it's over now
christmas will hoard the roads - it was obscene, oh

it was a bit much, but it's over now
it sucks to be you when you're stopped for an hour
it was a bit much, but it's over now
cuz slow-motion will run christmastime, then run out
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