there is nothing to do. the bath-house/giant gym is too far, i have nobody to take a road trip with just to get me through my semi-charmed kind of life - i could go by myself but i don't feel like driving on the same old roads doing the same old things. there's nothing to do online, i am unenthusiastic. "they must have excitement, and so must i," as madonna sung in evita.

"just do something," i thought. "do something," i thought. "get busy," bobby brown commanded.

summer, 2000: "how's whitney," i asked the (white) apartment-manager in goodlettsville/nashville who's name was bobby brown.

get busy!
everybody's walking all their buds downtown,
me, i won't say i've friends for it
i so feel like bitching, hate my lonely living
that's an admonishment

i may be lazy and needing some air for some astonishment
i may be happy with my bone in your ass, it's the world i've ever lived
some ask the question, why am i so weird
i may bone-up for manly-type queers but don't often seek around for lovers
i get hard and spank it dry, got off alone - some more i'll swim or write
sing!

everybody's walking all their buds downtown,
me, i won't say i've friends for it
i don't feel like bitching, maybe cuz i'm swimming
or writing songs and shit

it's my prerogative, it's the way that i wanna live
it's my prerogative, my damn pool or just writing
it's my prerogative, no one can tell me i'm uncool
it's my prerogative, cuz all i'm doing is loving my youth

don't get me wrong, i'm really not sick
people just are not my thing
there's no way relationships bring themselves around
they'd be at a job, but dylan has wealth abound...ing!

everybody's walking all their buds downtown,
me, i won't say i've friends for it (and i'll cry)
i don't feel like bitching, maybe cuz i'm swimming
or writing songs and shit

it's my prerogative, in my room when i'm not in pool
it's my prerogative, my fulfilling life
it's my prerogative - and my youth, well it's just in-bloom

tell my mommy i am fine with my life
without all of the things of kids my age
yo, mommy, listen to this:
oh oh oh, i will do without any roots
cuz i'm cool forever and ever and ever and ever
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