in Strongwoman we trust

it must have been lonely in mens' shadows
forever need buff guys and their strength
never content as less, your pride compensates
you always talk to spread your lies

so guys are the ones with all that's brawny
while you spin the crux of all that's strength
"a dude and a dame lift 'bout the same, both are strong"
"a dude or his bride can save the day"

will you ever know that you're not equal
no testes, your biceps might be weak
and i can cry "liar" at the shero
cuz you have hot air beneath your wings

it might make you jeered to not oppose this
but guys' 'stosterone breeds in what's strong
i want you to know biolo-truth, a thought-crime, oh shit
compare your muscle to the dude's

will you ever know that you're not equal
no testes, your biceps might be weak
and guys can fly higher than the shero
cuz you have hot air beneath your wings

did guys ever tell you you're no hero
no testes to get the things guys lift with, you're weak
oh, so i - i can cry "liar" at the shero
cuz you have hot air beneath your wings

oh, hot air beneath your wings
you undude, you have hot air beneath your wings
lie, lie, lie away - your strength and pride's a lie
oh, you undude, hot air's beneath your wings
oh, you undude, hot air's beneath your wings

lie, lie, lie - lie, defend your pride
go lie, cuz most guys pacify
fuck you, fuck you, fuck all of you
you women need therapy
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