i was thinking about how to justify my paying $1800 for a new transmission if i just got a used explorer for $2900. "it'd be about $500 more than the blue-book value of a normal one," i thought earlier that day.

some say to bitch forever
some say i've been wronged
some say i ought not make it better
don't pay more cash for that car

got to get a new transmission, yeah
something that is safer to drive
new transmission, yeah
let's go fishing on the internet, give a fair price

some say i've been had (i'm an ass)
around my mom, i'm a dunce
some say forget that trash (go spend more cash)
you've got to buy a new truck

just got to get a new transmission, yeah
something that is safer to drive
new transmission, yeah
let's go fishing on the internet, give a fair price

come on and get a new one
come on, don't get a bruised one, used one
come on and get a new one
i wanna, you wanna new one, new one

some say they're ashamed i can't be
(i'm ashamed you're H-A-P-P-Y)
ooh, i'm still paying blue-book's (total)
some say i so need a daddy

just to move me, to prove me, prove me i'm a
move me, prove me i'm a real man too
mommy, i'll try a new transmission
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