when i was 19 or 20, i guess, i "hooked up" with someone from the "philly gay live network" and went to his house.  all i remember is sitting on his dick and then screaming and jumping up and holding my ass in pain.  after getting my giant dildo, i don't have to worry about anyone's dick being able to hurt me.

even if i was in the prison-showers in american history x.

was young when a gay dude went and bruised my butt, hearing my pain
once or twice in my years, few ever fucked me

you can't hurt me now
i got a makeshift tool, i'm ever-boinked so good
dudes' aren't made as wide
i once was so narrow, it hurt like hell - mens' tools made me yelp

seems i'm better-made - i'll play house, shelter your tool with no pain
four long wangers come in, i heart this type of width

you can't hurt me now
i got a makeshift tool, i'm ever-boinked so good
dudes' aren't made as wide
i once was so narrow, it hurt like hell - mens' tools made me yelp

maybe someday when your hot ass might feel pain, getting laid
you'll see the reason i'm loose, nothing can hurt me, dude
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