december 21: i took another morning swim in my pool (the greenhouse keeps it from freezing too far down). i thought to do "the morning papers" by prince as "the morning swimmer," but changed it to "bather".

thirty-five degrees - in pool he'll jump, unfreeze the top then play
as a schoolboy was no beefy stud, that's why he had pool-shame
if he took his top off, dudes would laugh and call him not a guy
he would be damn embarrassed, what would he want pool-days for?

he would feign a lot once he saw "gay pride," gays said this: "accept my ways"
he would strive less to accept his life - relish in what he'd change
wouldn't contemplate any higher truth or hurt for what he's not
oh, what he's not is the jock that he's going gay for

...let me say it for ya one time...

why do gays profess self-love, your best ain't number one
you've no grasp on what your self is, mate
you play with mens' bones and praise 'em
or your grasp of dudes might fall on face
when one's naked in your bed
you shouldn't act all-man, dude, you're not there
who you going gay for?

when your grasp of dudes might fall on face
when one's naked in your bed
shouldn't act all-man, dude, you're not there
if a dong elates you

"the morning bather," sigh. they never turn out as i thought they would.
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