i signed onto manhunt.net, hoping to start a conversation with someone locally - i cannot do it live - and this old man (his profile said 28, but his profile pics were of his wiener) starts talking to me. i brought up my super-thick dildo and he tells me how he'd like to stick it up my behind and eat my behind.

oh, and just watching a porno, the cocksucker was looking up and making eye contact.  that reminded me of someone sucking me at a hotel in warrington or somewhere on 611.   don't look at me, man, when you try to make eye- contact - you just look pathetic and i feel sorry for you.

almost parasite

i thought this queer was lost and blundered when
most each time we had spoke, he'd want to study men
he needs a cock to see and feel esteem
he faces strife alone and counts on guys to bone
so, all his life he'll always feed on dudes

oh, almost parasite, he's knocking on mens' rooms doors
almost parasite, he could feel quite ignored
i swear, these guys just need their gender realized
parasites

he needs to worship cum to charm his life
his boner gives him luck, he fucks to mend his mind
and all the semen-stains when no gays would play
are finally coming loose, nowhere he doesn't screw
cuz now his home-computer nets a man

oh, almost parasite, he frolics with chat-room whores
almost parasite, he could feel quite ignored
i swear, these guys just need their gender realized
parasites

and in the wrong, the gays are not - don't even say
they need a dose of cold realit-ay
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