i have had my 1996 explorer for about 40 days and i had not colored it with my bumper art until today. i probably have 40 images to put on there, i stopped after maybe 20. i was thinking about it afterward, thinking about the man at the kinko's where i plugged my usb drive into his computer and - oh, it was kinko's computer i plugged it into so that i could print out my images. a lot faster than at home.

for some reason, when i first went there a year or two ago, he just reminded me of crispin glover in willard. i kind of liked him back then. this time, though, wow - he seemed bigger and he must've put on muscle or something. anyway, i was thinking about my designs, thinking about the depressed dog-walker down the street who had her dog take a dump on my lawn when i first moved here - and the little old lady just did it again. probably out of spite for my bumper and/or website, but as madonna said in who's that girl, "was that the best you could do". i actually didn't see her this time, but in 2003 i was going in reverse pretty quickly up my driveway at night - and the bitch walked her dog way into my yard. fifty feet maybe. maybe a hundred. i wasn't expecting anything in the driveway, i almost hit the bitch.

though i don't get many visits to my site...jinkies, i have a hunch. i have a hunch that i'm not just another pretty face around here. oh, sometimes at the end of the day i find there have been around 90 people looking at my live cam. i wonder how many of those are locals. i'm glad i have my web address on the bottom of the cam image.

anyway, "i am so creative, these slogans and designs just ooze out of me," i thought as "creativity" sounded in my head like prince's "positivity". so here i go...lovesexy is such a hard album to download illegally - it's all one track, i had to buy it from amazon.com.

creativity...YES? have u fucked their weak minds 2day?
creativity...YES?

damn it, i thimk his name is bill. i have to take my mind off him. i have to get (my mind) off of him. i wish i had a picture, but i guess i'll just pull up some porn. .................restarting.................

creativity...YES? is ur magic from my school-days?
creativity...YES? dudes who scoffed me ever or dudes eye oughta thank?

is that a good man, driving in his jeep with offending stickers there?
if that's a good man, y does he dog them nigs and sluts who frolic with the dudes who want the men?
why's he dog them?

creativity...YES? have u fucked their weak minds 2day?
creativity...YES? do gays want ur friendship or do gays want no hate?

is hate all u no? where did it cum from? y do u have 2 feud? (did u have the blues?)
who's ur dream-guy, do u feel self-love or do u need another dude?

creativity...YES? have u fucked their weak minds 2day?
creativity...YES? do they want ur friendship or do they want no hate?

la la la la la la, go home
creativity...YES?
la la la la la la, go home

brand the boy who walked out of school a hurting, tearful babe
brand him a fool when his life's duress had him tragically remade
dude feels pain when he's got no place 2 go and all he's got is no friends, just 'hos
and that life of mine, it left me beaten ev'ry day
it left me beaten ev'ry day, it left me beaten ev'ry day
creativity

creativity...YES? is ur magic from my school-days?
creativity...YES? dudes who scoffed me ever or dudes eye oughta thank?

la la la la la la, go home
creativity...YES? is ur magic from my school-days?
creativity...YES? dudes who scoffed me ever or dudes eye oughta thank?

la la la la la la, go home

praise the man with creativity, ya'll
all my voids r all unfurled (girly-boys get all my scorn)
dudes want my rude speech gone unheard
shall the court sing together?

"in ev'ry man's life there will b a hang-up
a hurting in life 2 bring him down
may start with a strife like guys who sex with dudes
may prove the queer "men" unsound
give up if u're taught to by harvard prof.
dookie-type head, it will b ur boss"

call people magazine and rolling stone, i'm like eminem writing nasty songs
i've got a nifty web - in fact, it's my life 's wrath since twenty-five
fuckin' his dookie ain't been deliverin' pride
the dude whose pride's psyched by guys, dookie is all that he stands for
dookie is all that he stands for

no sexy fiend, get superior esteem
need self-love - pride's not esteem - queers have scarred meanings
creativity
cuz pride's not esteem - queers have scarred meanings

i said, "go strong, b ur beau, i've cum a long way alone"
sho 'nuff, sho 'nuff

no sexy fiend, get superior esteem
go strong, b ur beau, i've cum a long way alone"

i knew of 'dookie" by green day, but ihad to look it up to know it's another word for crap.
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