i was in the shower, using my way-thick dildo and thinking "i just wanna get loo-ooo-ooo-se," as whitney sings in "queen of the night".

i've got no butt for your cock, i want a wiener to fear
i want more than your hungness, gay thing, more wideness please
so while i'm cleaning the grime, i'm queen til i'm dry
ooh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah

don't make no difference if the cock is a guy's
i want a reaming that will fill me inside
well i break my body's a-hole
once every day while showering (showerANG)

i've gotten up right at dawn, i've got to be showering
i want more in my butt than gays can be offering
so i'm a queen til i'm dry, fake wieners are wide
ooh yeah, ooh yeah - hey, hey, hey
yes, while i'm cleaning the grime - i'm queen til i'm dry
ooh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah

you've got a problem with the way that i am
you say no lovers make me so fucking bland
well, then, my bland asshole knows better
i just wanna get loo-ooo-ooo-oose, your sperm won't touch-a my poo

i've got no butt for your cock, i want a wiener to fear
i want more than your hungness, gay thing, more wideness please
so while i'm cleaning the grime, i'm queen til i'm dry
ooh yeah, ooh yeah - just say say it again
and i'm a queen til i'm dry, fake wieners are wide
ooh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
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