the only thing more b.s. than life, is sex

"you've gone too far this time," say the fags needing to have their pride
i tell you, some hottie-dude ain't too proud if he's damaged from my hateful site
i mock those libs where i find them, i'm one to take my gayness and blow joe
bye-bye - i go, i'll stop conniving - and on my site a page i'll add, oh whoa

cuz i-yi-yi-yi'm such a loser, i'd li-yi-yi-yike just to screw yours
but i-yi-yi-yi find such humor

the b.s. that i spoke tonight is feigning sinful wants
the b.s. i'm in charge of likes the pleasure of the cock
i fancy men just cuz i'm owing mascu-telltale hearts
every little thing i need to suck, leaves me laughing at my desperate thoughts

i wanna ride the guys, wanna get off, but i stroke and wow - i saved an hour
i know my needs are just a queer b.s. - don't want no men around when i cum out

cuz i-yi-yi-yi'm such a loser, i'd li-yi-yi-yike just to screw yours
but i-yi-yi-yi find such humor

the b.s. that i spoke tonight is feigning sinful wants
the b.s. i'm in charge of likes the pleasure of the cock
i fancy men just cuz i'm owing mascu-telltale hearts
every little thing i need to suck, leaves me laughing at my desperate thoughts

oh, the b.s. is a game, though righteously it starts
the b.s. gets me hard and psyches me, pleasure gets me off
it's nasty when i cum, it's over, independence starts
every little thing i need to suck, leaves me answered with a question mark
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