here is a quote from a gay.com profile:
And by all means, please don't be so boring and conservative that you never experience life.

as my 8th grade english teacher always said, "that don't make no sense" - how can one not experience life if they are alive? maybe some peoples' lives don't earn his approval.

i was told this in an email: "you are a young man and should be with other people regularly"

"what might be right for you, may not be right for some" - i learned that line when gary coleman was young

you work a job that's needed to stay alive
you hunt for more than living from nine to five
why you relate your hunt to my life?
i say you're really being retardo
ain't no sense assuming my life
is nothing without your good times

don't you know i'm not a mark of your unflattered mind
don't you know, my goodness, what makes you unsatisfied?

you scorn my masturbation and strive for men
cuz your brain-limitation has time for sex
(i) don't tend to boners of dudes met online
i'd rather make my goo spout forever
cuz if i have to screw them in-town
i'm gonna have to leave my house

don't you know i'm so filled-up by living satisfied
don't you know i could feel upbeat til the end of life
yeah

don't you know yanking my cock, my needs are satisfied
don't you know we shouldn't stop life just to get with guys

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