i started this on june 13, 2010 - 2 days before the twenty-year anniversary of my sixteenth birthday. i had it in my mind that it was two days before the twenty-year anniversary of my head-trauma.

i finished the first line on june 21, 2010.

i didn't think to finish it all on the day of the 20th anniversary of my accident, i finished on the 27th, but let's pretend it was finished on the 24th of june. just for the sake of the first line. "let's all try to play the same song, just for the sake of our sanities" - rob thomas.

it was twenty years ago today, hardships beckoned with a damaged brain
he'd been comatose til 'round the ides, was july fifteenth or maybe ninth
so let me introduce this june, the whack-job known for all his lyr'cs

our good shepard's horny godly fag

he's our good shepard's horny godly fag
he'll blow dudes to employ their roles
our good shepard's horny godly fag
he lacks male i.d. - needs a beau
our good shepard lauds him, our good shep adores him,
our good shepard's horny, godly fag

it's wonderful he is here, he certainly was killed
he loves the one who brought him luck
he'd like to thank who's over us, he does his thankful prose
he forever wants his cyber-show
cuz his thoughts they might psyche some growth
when the sinner starts to sing with god,
then, by god, he won his wings and all
so let me introduce to you, the one who's an unwilling queer
our good shepard's horny, godly fag

excuse me for being aroused by men and not accepting the homosexual in me.
i get off on seeing men naked, is not having sex with men denying myself?
i don't like seeing animals being killed, so is eating meat denying myself?
i like having so much money, does preaching against careless driving make me a hypocrite?
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