the colt "shower-shot" hooks to your shower and sprays water through a plastic boner to use as a douche.  i don't need lube to get it "straight up" my ass, as i once did.

naugh...ty and clean, i know i've mis-shaped my hole
i'll get my a...nus douched, it's all so easy
wide playthings have loosed my anus so
heiney is loose as whores' - should you try to sex me up
your little man won't score
how about one thick-sensation, please?

straight up, my rectum's loose - you need your hard-on snug for the pleasure
and, damn, your cock is not big and hung
straight up my rectum isn't gonna give you release that's sexu'l
just hard dudes with beer-can love

i stand for thrill, dating not one small dude
i'll get my fetish out, i need rectum filled
or i'll cheat with some (whore who's really hung) big dude
heiney is loose as whores' - should you try to sex me up
your little man won't score
how about one thick-sensation, please?

straight up, my rectum's loose - you need your hard-on snug for the pleasure
and, damn, your cock is not big and hung
straight up my rectum isn't gonna give you release that's sexu'l
just hard dudes with beer-can love

dude, my hole's not to please an unwide pansy
limp go dudes' erections
if you know you're made the same, i'll just have to say
a buh-buh-buh-bye buh-buh-buh-buh-bye

dude, fill me up, please (fill me up, please, baby)
dude, fill me up, please (fill me up, please, ya gay playthang)
dude, fill me up, please (fill me up, please, baby)
dude, fill me up, please (fill me up, please, and get me aching)

heiney is loose as whores' - should you try to sex me up
a little man won't score
are you beer-can hard for me
and can i exclaim "you're the man i need"
boy, i don't mean to make demands
but i'm burned when my king won't have ejacs
how about one thick-sensation, please?

straight up now tell me...
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