i've got bumper stickers, shirts, i mention my site in passing in emails or ezgrams...just to get people talking about my site.

listen, boy, don't wanna see ya let a good thing go unpraised
you know i don't like watching anybody way-amazing not have fame
it's a queer site, sure, but we know it bashes q
and you write words, could be eloquent as they're rude

oh - listen, boy, know that i think a star is born cuz of your show
you so want somebody heckling you - the gays on cable hbo
you're a big boy now and your website's ten years old
and that's something kind of big, just on its own

tell them about it, how you exposition queers
give them sense for reading all the text you've spawned for years
tell them about it, sell them all your plays for screen
sell your poetry, all them words honed for parody

listen, boy, it rocks so dramatically - your cyber-diary
dude, i'm sure you'll get a contract to sign - your motivation ain't unseen
and it's fun for ya, you're always giving more
and that's always the sure way to bring allure

tell them about it, let 'em know the stuff that's there
fems who can't lift sixty telling dudes they're just as male
tell them about it today and more next week
pay it some attention, give it silent 'cidity

i doubt gay "men" will find it courteous
just because they're out there groping for a schlong
i know we rave not for what's commonplace
and they'll see discrimination in my thoughts

listen, boy, it's good information for the fags to stray from gay
just the words from you may just get on through and be the stimulus for change
you will touch some souls or be a jaded douche
but the world likes that, your web may once just come-to

tell them about it, how you exposition queers
give them sense for reading all the text you've spawned for years
tell them about it, sell them all your plays for screen
sell your poetry, all them words honed for parody

tell them about it, tell them and you'll be so proud
just tell them about it, the world's so lost - you'd rape them hard
you've got to tell them about it, tell them now and you're so a star
you've got to tell them about it, before you look your age...

the "jaded douche," that came from high school - jd was in my journalism class.
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