i was watching the "man from 1996" episode of south park, "the sign" was playing to make him feel at home, i remember first hearing of ace of base in maryland, 1998 or 1999, so i looked online and eventually got an idea to do a song about this image of manhood.


i - i got a dude-strife you would call my jealous side
see, i'm no man - now my self-worth sucks, i see hair on you
why - why do guys' armpits have more than i've got on me
ooh, with some muscles tough

i saw the guy who could open my behind
i saw the guy
like them so manly, given muscles hairy
i saw the guy who could open my behind
i saw the guy
no one's gonna pack my butt who ain't built and defined,
hairy and strong, the hairy dude's my god

fucking his clean moon
it's so hairy, lean and stronger than i've got
now my self-worth sucks, mine ain't really strong
loving a male's moon - when i see it, i am hard
ooh, just to touch his butt

i saw the guy who could open my behind
i saw the guy
like them so manly, given muscles hairy
i saw the guy who could open my behind
i saw the guy
no one's gonna pack my butt who ain't built and defined,
hairy and strong, the hairy dude's my god

i saw the guy and i'd stroke him as a "hi"
and i'm happy now thinking about you, i'd sex your hole oh-oh
i saw the guy who could open my behind
i saw the guy
no one's gonna pack my butt who ain't built and defined,
hairy and strong

i fall for guys, i fall for guy-uys
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