just getting in from my pool in a scuba-suit (it is october), i was going to take a shower and i caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. "check out those strong, broad shoulders," i thought, "you sure are no woman".

i am uncomfortable in groups, around people, but that's only half the reason i don't go to church...

i'm too sexy for their love, too sexy for their love - cuz i am obscene

i'm too sexy for a church - my web gives a knee-jerk - all sex in its words
and i'm too sexy for wombman - depressed girls have their scams - who's strong as a man?
guys who celebrate male hotties have questions 'bout male bodies - men naked give them answers

no role-model, i know i'm obscene saying dude can lift the girl with the flat-top
with men that strong, girls are half-strong - and the dudes who lay the girls have their heads strong

i'm too sexy for your par...ty, bet that i'm too taw...dry, sex is my charm
i'm too sexy for your crap - you lie and so i bash, fuck your thinks with my stance

no role-model, i know i'm obscene - cuz i'm screwing with the world and their facades
yeah, and their proud-walks and their proud-talks - yeah, i hate the lib'rals good like a mad dog

...i'm too sexy for your scams, too sexy for your scams, too sexy for your scams...

no role-model, i know i'm obscene saying dude can lift the girl with the flat-top
yeah, girls with flat-tops they balk at man's arms, and guy-strength says
"little good's girls with flat-tops"

i'm too sexy for the fags, the fems and even blacks, poor pussies, they could be drab
i'm too sexy for their love, too sexy for their love cuz i am obscene
i'm too sexy to belong
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