what did samantha fox say to the tsa?

aah, touch me! aah, touch me!
(this isn't right)
i've gotta be in raleigh!

full-moon in a city that my life ain't in
i'm unlucky because there's no bus quick enough
i had once written down the time and the date
when i called miss gayle, i couldn't seem to make her wait

this isn't right, this isn't right - this is the flight, do what you have to, guy!

touch me, touch me, i've gotta be in raleigh
don't want no x-ray eyes
touch me, touch me NOW!

dick-in-the-ass is how i feel, so compromised
the guy burned with joy, feeling my inner-thigh
he's gay to feel my tool, made me squeal and yelp
now i've a boner, he frisks somebody else

this isn't right, this isn't right - this is the flight, i'm off to caroliiiiiiiiin(a)

touch me, touch me, i've gotta be in raleigh
don't want no x-ray eyes
touch me, touch me NOW! touch me, touch me NOW!

hot and cold emotion confusing my brain
i could not decide between het'ro and gay
i was manhandled right, would've threatened a few
he'd search my body when it's tot'lly nude

touch me, touch me, i wanna be your hottie
your hard-on, this behind
this isn't right, but i want your body all the time!
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