peter paul and mary
peter paul and mommy
peter paul and mammy
peter paul and mamm'ry

"mommy" is to "mammary" as "woman" is to "wombman"

ooh, learn it baby - the study of life
uh, what is it?

ya need some biology
you see, no testes make you weak
your body lifts nothing like he
you've got no testey-oster-ine
and oh, i love when you croon
"anything man can do"
it gets me taunting your ruse just to prove
your flimsy muscle-strength, aye!
a clit to violate, oh oh oh oh, aye!
your tits to feed a babe, oh oh oh
scorn the gurls

ooh yeah, your flimsy muscle-strength, weightlifting lacks
a clit to violate, submissive for life
your tits to feed a babe, so live like that
why can't you see?

biology, now you ask "what does it mean"
why, it's what stay-home type of mammaries
deem as meant-to-be

ya need some biology
you see, no testes make you meek
your body lifts nothing like he
you've got no testey-oster-ine
and oh, i love when you croon
"anything man can do"
it gets me taunting your ruse just to prove
your flimsy muscle-strength, aye!
a clit to violate, oh oh oh oh, aye!
your tits to feed a babe, oh oh oh
scorn the gurls

biology, deeming wombmen meek
biology, a funny thing to many
tooooooooooooooo all the guys, the guys
guys...guys...fried her pride

your flimsy muscle-strength, weightlifting lacks
a clit to violate, submissive for life
your tits to feed a babe, so live like that
why can't you see?

-----------CHORUS OF WOMBMEN------------

those guys, they're belittling me
"i don't know what to do"
the study of life

my flimsy muscle-strength, oh
my clit, um
the study of life
my tits to feed a babe
biology, i'm pissed-off

uh - i would deem "very untimely," women as love-fools
got to get into the times of fem'nist-rule, right here
uh, you see cunts are righteous...

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and oh, i love when you croon
"anything man can do"
it gets me taunting your ruse just to prove
your flimsy muscle-strength

biology, deeming wombmen meek
biology, a funny thing to many
tooooooooo all the guys, the guys
guys...guys...fried her pride!
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