a woman can do anything a man can do...ON THE MOON

feminists and heavy weights, brawny on the moon
i don't fight gravitay, brawny on the moon
she could squash the record, brawny on the moon
she could be so better, brawny-tough, brawny with a womb

brawny cats in doghouse, only on the moon
Strongwoman lifts our couch, only on the moon
she can always budge the pounds, always on the moon
she won't hardly stay at house, brawny mom, only on the moon

some may pray for spaceships to make their day
so they can lift it like schwarzenne...someday
their sorrows may go away...today, (the) ladies must wait

feminists and heavy weights, brawny on the moon
i don't fight gravitay, brawny on the moon
she could squash the record, brawny on the moon
she could be so better, brawny-tough, brawny with a womb

some may pray for spaceships to make their day
so they can lift it like schwarzenne...someday
their sorrows may go away...today, (the) ladies must wait

keep it up, meeker one - keep it up, meeker one...
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