after gabbing about myself on manhunt, to keep the attention of a younger semi-muscular hottie, after humping the bed (yet again) and losing interest after "spilling my goo," i went downstairs for something to eat...with a troubled expression on my mind.

"all that time i spent trying to cream, all that praise i was giving to the image of masculine grandeur, all that time wasted - i feel so damned stupid". yes, "i feel stupid" - i already did a "mad season" parody - so here is an effort to ridicule my stupid - unenlightened - praise of a naked body.  whoaahoaho a naked body!

if i could grasp dudes' life-shtick, remiss i would be in praising dick
ooh, i love watching dudes naked - men they rightly amaze me

ooh, i'm dumb to praise the lust that raised my cock, see
there's no brain-health that's outcasting
ooh, to feel the way i feel with a hairy hottie
i always wish for sight to see clues that say we're one breed
ohahohahoh - i lay to crutch things

it's not right, deeming males "hunks to inspect - toes to hair"
someday i'll find a way to know dudes, but i'm fucking the man with toned glutes

ooh, i'm dumb to praise the lust that raised my cock, see
there's no brain-health that outcasts me
ooh, to feel the way i feel when i'm gawking at steve
i always wish for sight to see clues that say we're one breed
ohahohahoh, men make me study

lord, i'd give it all to find the crutch i need is in my life

ooh, i'm dumb to praise the lust that raised my cock, see
there's no brain-health that's outcasting
ooh, to feel the way i feel with a hairy hottie
i always wish for sight to see clues that say we're one breed
ohahohahoh - i lay to crutch things

ohahohahoh - i'm gay to crutch things
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