i was in the local gay.com chat, someone messages me and he was looking alright - so i said hi. he tells me he works in my area and he's "always horny and looking".

what do you say to something like that? i couldn't decide, so i signed off gay.com and started this parody of "what do you say".

once on a website to find an adult who's norm
the dunce says, "howdy, son, i'm more-less right next-door"
as i typed something, he'd say he wants some ass
he stated, "always want dudes' balls," and i closed our chat

what do you say in a moment like this,
when he's frantic to learn - oh, inspect a guy naked
just bite your tongue and get so far from the gay
just kick out the queer, don't start with the gays

seventeen years old, feeling outcasted when
he started creaming for the hotties, for some experience with men
he's gotten off and older, he's still far from all grown-up
thirty-five and lust's a drug and, well, he'll not succumb (alt: suck cum)

what do you say when your boner's so stiff
and you can't rightly yearn, no, cuz sex will drive addicts
just fight the drug that's sex, get far and away
just kick out the queers, don't start with the gays

sometimes i've gotta listen to aversions
and give myself a little time to think

he says the web's been teachin' as he chats
mouths gaping, "men" are speech...less, gawking at some ass
they touch their bone, their eyes behold a hunk
they look at him and say, "i wanna know ya"

what do you say in a moment like this,
when he's frantic to learn - oh, inspect a guy naked
just bite your tongue and get so far from the gay
just kick out the queer, don't start with the gays
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