most every time this song played in my please, hammer, don't hurt 'em folder, i was always thinking of "yo, fitness".

yo, fitness...living through me, living through me
is my int'rest...thinning through the fat
pumpin up, pumpin up, pumpin up, pumpin up

once, once, once my strength had been styled and physique was remade
the people who would do me so made me wanna lay
i'm not ashamed of my booty, i'm not hung but do the nude beach
finally muscles sure me up, i can't resist dudes who'll sex me up

yo, fitness...living through me, living through me
is my int'rest...thinning through the fat
pumpin up, pumpin up, pumpin up, pumpin up

check it out,
see my curl lifting 80, i've a good man's body-strength, see?
eating light at one-fifty keeps my pro-gress unseen
real-type men think i'm so weak, immature and fucking boney
call me lame or man-in-shame, though fitness guides me each day

yo, fitness...is my int'rest

gets me psyched like a swooner - hot as a dude like ashton kutcher
pool-aerobics, music's on, can't stop vogue-ing when it's a-madonn
weakness cries, i say no, i'm getting strong to hold my own
just so sweet and oh-so lean, i get esteem when people cream

yo, fitness...is my int'rest

with my life that beams fitness, there's no way i'm depressed
i was once a manic schlub filled with pride, no self-love
when it shook and i looked, well there it was - it was good
fitness on my brain, that's why my body gives me wood

yo, fitness...is my int'rest

now as for the lust that you have when you lust my body
i am tragically bedridden when you're out with your needs
love a boner, love her seafood, i don't know how to act
i'm keeping far from people, staying charmed with fitness mags
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