to whom it may concern:
as a gay activist, i am writing to notify you of all of the apparent
anti-gay discrimination that goes on in schools today. i am not sure
if your school participates in the hatred of diversity of which i
speak, but it's not like i am not prepared to file suit against every
school tolerating this madness.
as a gay activist, i see what schools are doing to curb their male
students' homosexual feelings, and it's no less than a hate-crime.
i can only speak from experience regarding male homosexuality, the
"star quarterback" and the self-inadequate "why can't i be like that"
theatre wanna-bee. after all, what is acting without the wanna-bee
"strike the pose" aspect? but if you have a "no losers" policy in
your physical education classes (or any other competition), if you
tolerate no winners and no losers just to protect kids' feelings,
if you keep boys from being picked last for teams, then it's apparent
you are slapping homosexuality in the face and i will bring this to
your attention before i bring it to any gay-affirming court's.
i hereby accuse you of, with your "no winners" policy, making a
deliberate attempt to keep the heroes in your school from feeling
like heroes. also, with your "no losers" policy, i accuse you of
making a deliberate attempt to keep the lesser from feeling lesser or
insufficient - and thereby keeping them from realizing a role model
and giving them something to strive for. or, in the words of rob
thomas, "something to be".
as a gay activist, i accuse you of not letting heroes be defined in
your school, thereby stifling lesser boys' feelings of hero-worship
and stifling the overcompensation known as homosexuality that is apt
to follow once the boys give up on being the man of their dreams.
sure, there is no way for you to ban any male students from growing
chest-hair and making slow-developing boys feel inferior. it's not
like you have a fool-proof way of banning homosexuality from your
school, but a "no losers, no winners" policy does indeed inhibit
jealousy within one's gender and has no place in a gay-affirming
i hereby request that you cease and desist all of your homophobic
attempts at bigotry, and bring back the winners so that the losers
will realize they cannot achieve like other members of their gender -
and will therefore turn to the homosexual lifestyle as a "crutch,"
if i must bring up rob thomas again. a "crutch," simply as a way to
compensate their own masculine insufficiencies. because, i firmly
believe that any school in this gay-affirming day-and-age, should
not limit students' potential to be defective.
check out my site, www.jaggedlittledyl.com
, unless you're there now