to whom it may concern:
my name is dylan, and i have reasons to believe
that i am a victim of the racially-prejudiced
"system" of the united states of america. i would
like to file charges against the state of arizona,
as well as richard nixon - who was president when
i was born. as well as EVERY subsequent presi
dent - i have been made a mockery of BECAUSE of
the racism of the united states of america.
i have many reasons to believe that i have been
lied to all of my life, that a conspiracy has been
maintained in order to keep me from knowing the
identities of my real birth parents. i have been
lied to by the state, on my birth certificate, by
the adoption coordinators, and by every person
involved in this racist fiasco.
i buy a watermelon a day, i eat a watermelon a day,
i can honestly say that i love watermelon more than
anyone i know. and i find it inconceivable that i
did not have at least one african, or black, parent.
i would like the truth uncovered, i intend to sue the
racist state of arizona for telling me that i was
born to white parents,
i have my rights and i know my rights. and i have a
right to know if my real birth-parents are the crackers
that the state has told me they are - or if my real
birth-parents are graham-crackers like i know they are.
to take a quote from a favorite movie of mine, "i am
nikki finn and i will not be denied - i will know
vengeance". thankfully, i may know vengeance sooner
rather than later, since america has a black president
who will feel empathy towards me for having been a
victim of this racist nation.
to honor the obamas even before they help me on my
quest, i have taken michelle obama's name and turned it
into the website that may lead me to my african parents,
when i find my real graham-cracker parents, we will be
suing arizona, the feds - and the baby-clearinghouse i
was adopted from.
check out my site, www.jaggedlittledyl.com
, unless you're there now