the smaller dick is mine, the larger is my dong.  here and here are two parodies inspired by the dong(s).  mine is not full erect and therefore is not as full-tilt wide as it can be, but it pales in comparison to the fake dong.  i do not believe anyone's wiener can be this big, though i've been loosening myself up with the big dong just in case i have to be prepared for that scene in american history x.

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