the width of coke cans does not taper like this edge shaving gel can.   poop is gross, i wish my ass didn't make it.
loose assholes make for quick and easy wiping, daniel-son, there is little mess.

when i look into your eyes and i see the crazy dipshit in your soul
she's too good for me VERSUS he's too loose for me

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