this was supposed to be like my "can't cry anymore" parody. yet another example of songs not being what they were supposed to be.

i love to sing this song, i love to belt it out - like i do with mariah carey and whitney houston songs.

all alone with no chunky doggie, now i might feel some pain, it hauuuuunts meeee, whoa-oh
inside, i'm always crying cuz the way he died's untimely, mighty frightening
when you know the host of things that burn his inners,
heck, you'd blame the diet that you're buying for your guy
all i needed was a simple "hell, no," but his pan'cre's was so wrong
the vet just could not tell me why

i - i sprayed ev'ry bug with raid,
the doctor said the doom progressed more-less not much ever through bug-spray
it's true i feel i've doled out doom, and these songs cry out for my pooch
oh, pooch, all for my pooch, ooh

never wanted to see three doggies be sad and go hungray, oh my canines snubbed their food
as a teen, had a fat dog - he'd sure dig into plates we'd dine on - and sure, his good life lasted long
people-treats for dinner
oh, who knows - the vet said cause is unlearned, so no man is to blame - i should try to be sane
who was the one who left him neglected - my own doggie
i'm gonna feel much unrest and, well, his two brothers just mock my depression

i - i made you fall, puppy, made me fall with gloom
i was like a dolt, you were eating like human beings
well, i - i don't know what to do, and these songs cry out for my pooch
i cry for you

i - i sprayed ev'ry bug with raid,
the doctor said the doom progressed more-less not much ever through bug-spray
it's true i feel i've doled out doom, and these songs cry out
and these songs cry out for my pooch
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