every time i get done humping the mattress, i hear rob thomas and matchbox 20 singing, "that's all that i need, yeah".
if i were sociable, if i had friends, if i had any human contact - i'm sure i'd have a "disease"...then i could parody another matchbox 20 song.

ev'ry man-hunk loves sex and boners, every hot time dies once cum flies
you can be good even missing these cheap psyches
talkin' 'bout your semen, you beat your boner - want a man to sex your hole there
ev'ry hottie's sucking - i get off jerking off, no guys

and that's all that i need, yeah, one jizz sends relief to it
some hunks strive to lean on real dicks, i don't need to
some may say, "dude, don't psyche for dudes in a porno - get real, pal"
but that's all that i need right now

ev'ry man-hunk loves sex and boners, every hottie tries to fuck some
people, will you fuck to be cool within your own mind?
and all around the world, we're in-heat for semen
out there right now, someone's "missing out" and depressed with solo psyches every night

but that's all that i need, yeah, one jizz mentally moves me
some hunks strive to lean on real dicks, i don't need to
just make me move, my life comes-to when the porridge jets on out
and that's all that i need right now

my life needs no nudie-show, i don't need males who're wanting men
but when i'm sad, i might lust a man

'sturbation's cool - my life comes-to when the porridge jets on out
yeah, cuz that's all that i need right now
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