"do you wanna lose your belly? of course, we all do" - do i sound like that old ITT commercial? ha.

ev'ry man's lunch just gets them nowhere,
everybody strives for lean thighs
you want thrill-foods even if they'll leave you wide
talk about the lean guys who eat no burgers
talk like that old jealous poser
ev'rybody's shunning long-term wants for some wanton psyche

and count no calories, man, nothin' veggie-lean (screw it)
what's one calorie on a big guy, no need to be anal, dude
the diet-foods will surely shed no pounds
but that's not how i think, not now

ev'ry man's lunch just gets them nowhere, every sacrifice is too much
people will use what they eat to lift and soothe their minds
and all around the world, there are kids who're eating
out there right now, no one's dreaming 'bout last weeks melt and curly-fries
temp'rary psyche

and that's just how i eat, man, hunger gets relieved through it
hunger ain't no queen on a trip, i don't need too much flavor, dude,
a psyche for food will surely shed no pounds
and that's just how i eat right now

i ain't no dude who's grow...ing, don't grow yearly poundages
getting that fat, it's kind of a drag

just make me food, a lighter soup-broth, send some garden-veggies down
cuz that's all that i need, yeah, that's all that i need,
that's all that i need right now, right now
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