"sav" was the nickname of my childhood friend. we wrote "weird al" type song parodies together. "we are the nerds" to ridicule nerds, from "we are the world," and i think "sav" came up with "love is a cattlefield" from "love is a battlefield" by pat benetar.

i don't wanna work, i just wanna play with my dogs all day
i don't wanna lay, i just wanna make the hit songs remade

ever since i was a tiny boy, i wrote with the sav - we had wrote weird al songs
i threw a stick for my old dog to catch - his name was timmy and my heart did learn to be glad

i don't wanna work, i just wanna play with my dogs all day
i don't wanna lay, i just wanna make all these songs hate gays

when i got older i'd keep mind of youth, the doctor told me i'm a brain-injured fool
he saw the pounding when my head hit the glass - through the windshield i'd cross
i laid so bleeding on the asphalt, that's why

i don't have to work - i'm already paid once a month through banks
i don't need more pay - i just gotta wait for twelve months, my raise

listen to this:
every day, you may behold a jerk - i be so frustrated, my cornea hurts
and my head's blighted and i moan for it to end, and i pound it too much
like it just would offset pain (that's dumb)

i don't wanna work, i just want these aches of mine much unmade
i don't wanna play, i just wanna ache in my bed all day
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