this song was playing in the pool, and i "laughed out loud" when i came up with "black uptight people". they can't take a joke, be it about obama being the "worst black president" or the slavery they have never experienced. or regarding the black-to-white ratios in jailhouses. michael jackson must not have been referring to his race when he sung "smooth criminal," if there are more blacks in jail when there are more whites in existence.

it is about 5:00 am, i feel renewed and refreshed - i just took a short swim in my pool-in-a-greenhouse. "just enough to clear my head," to take a lyric from the original matchbox 20 song i am parodying.

oh, and i'm sorry for ridiculing the jealous and spitefull have-nots - i'm sorry i'm not a "have-not" who had to work hard to become a "have-lots" - and i'm sorry that the ability to pursue my ambitions was never realized while i had to work hard to relearn how to talk and walk and eat. in other words..."fuck you," if you think i am one of those "winners of life's lottery".

no more slaves 'round, everybody black has rage
some whores seek out something co...lored green i get
sore at their lives, not anybody left to blame
if their life's not bolder and nothing great
then they're bound to bleed for redist'bution

if they lust for my things that have cost some thousands,
i'm betting folks are greedy and thirstin' for most of my cash
no skill-sets are honed-in, can't much get the stuff they see
they're black, uptight people

their boy's headstrong, thinks we see him as our king
he's fell down so hard, dude can't please majority
and the ones with brown skin, many who are racist
they'll hold on, oye, to revote the brown man in
they won't revoke his (black) race now, it is more than they can take

and it's just the blacks' dream, no more chalk-white pres'dent
it's getting so damned racist, they're yearning to vote for a man
a skin-color, won't ask for the records of his years
they're black, uptight people

no one scorns this clown that everybody's hating
some whores be proud to suck someone's achieved suc...success

if they lust for my things that have cost some thousands,
i'm betting folks are greedy and thirstin' for most of my cash
no skill-sets are honed-in, can't much get the stuff they see
they're black, uptight people
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