whenever i hear people blaming their curiosities and their interests on genes, it just makes me feel like i was born with a brain capable of understanding myself.

it must feel grander just to blame him - the capital H-I-M
just make the cause up - say you were born this way, gay thing

i got boner when i was young, see strong hot superarms
i boned for man, i wasn't built so strong - dimpled ass, chest fur i'd not
"there's something wrong with lusting dudes," said josh, "the best doesn't say 'lesser is great'"
"don't go for second," heard this tune madon...a, get esteem - don't self-berate

i'm truly dull in my shame - i've got to show my praise for all the guys i'm craving who have stronger legs
no, i don't melt with regret to "love myself" as much less - i am a slight man, baby, i was born this way
ooh, to change is self-berate - baby, i was born this way...baby, i was born this way
ooh, to change is just self-hate - baby, i was born this way...slight man, baby, i was born this way

don't be your man, just be a queen - don't be your man, just need a he
don't be your man, just please his thing...don't speak

live for self, do it, your lust ain't bent - brother-big, your boy loves you
i love your big one - if you insert yours, your love-seed will help me as a dude
your big guns, brother, your godliness - bring me capital punishment (make me pray)
i love you, mike, you're fucking better than me - i'm in shame so i'm your gay

i'm truly dull in my shame - i want your bone to lay - i am a slight man, baby, i was born this way
no, i don't melt with regret to "love myself" as your bitch - i am a slight man, baby, i must augment shame
ooh, to change will self-berate - baby, i was born this way...baby, i was born this way
ooh, to change is just self-hate - baby, i was born this way...slight man, baby, i was born this way

don't be your man, just heed your dreams - gender is no real anything
you sound like hate, you rob yourself - but dresses heal the void you've felt
whether i jizz for bill or jean, let me have sex with he or she
we boink to lust the gender ma...king questions of our voided brains

no matter gay, straight or bi...gender it grabs our sex drives
i am a slight man, baby, like the girls and their lives
don't doubt or sound like self-hate, don't knock the void in your brain
you are a slight man, gay thing, don't be forming self-hate

i'm truly dull in my shame - i want your bone to lay - i am a slight man, baby, i was born this way
no, i don't melt with regret to "love myself" as your bitch - i am a slight man, baby, i must augment shame
ooh, to change will self-berate - baby, i was born this way
ooh, to change is just self-hate - baby, i was born this way...slight man, baby, i was born this way
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